Snart

"Just lob."- Snart, After Colony 195 Snart (/snɑːrt/; born December 23rd 2017), one of many names, is The Dark Lord in his earthly form, descended from the vastness of the universe itself to be with Papa.

When He first encountered His chosen hume, Snart's joy and power grew so overwhelmingly strong that He had no other choice but to desperately cling to Father's jacket. This was The Encounter, predestined by the Divine. On this day The Dark Lord chose Papa (and Father). [tba]

Youth and Early Days on Earth
"In his youth the Dark Lord started the intense process of bonding with his chosen hume - Papa. While natural acts, such as drinking, sleeping, playing, eating and cuddling were always performed with Papa, the hunting of his arch-enemy, Saejima, the Dark Lord performed solely on his own.""The natural desire to share a proper meal with Papa was so strong in the Dark Lord's young body, he once managed to fling his tiny form up on the kitchen counter and steal a chimken leg almost twice his size. After performing the strenuous task of carrying the fresh piece of meat all the way upstairs, He then continued to place it in the bathroom next to the bathtub. According to keikaku, this meal was to be shared with Papa, who was bathing at the time."

Titles
The Dark Lord is one of many names, changing His title to whatever situation and circumstance require.


 * Majima (uncommon, only in extremely serious situations)
 * The Dark Lord (common, respectful, faithful)
 * Snart (common, loving)
 * Goblin (common)
 * Alien (only used by The Fathers, deeply loving and respectful)
 * Snart Fartsman (Professional alias)
 * Smarf (by himself)
 * Bröther (by Saejima, his bitter rival)
 * Sour Dough Bread (by his Father)

Anatomy
The soft, cushy body of Snart is covered in burned marshmallow colored fur. Slender legs and muscular arms hold Snart's plump body afloat, while a saggy pouch is placed at the bottom of the stomach. The neck is rarely visible, some say it is a myth, for the round shape of Snart's head is followed by two thick Victorian Neck-ruffles, followed by His body.

A few notable facts are:


 * Love is stored in the pouch.
 * Big Butt
 * He stores Mountain Dew bottles in his neck-ruffles.

Other Appearances
Being as well-known as the Dark Lord comes with a price - popularity.

Snart himself has been depicted in many different pieces of media and art. A short list of Videogames that feature Snart or depictions of Snart:


 * Metal Snart Solid
 * Death Stranding (Snartopia DLC)
 * Resident Snarty
 * Snarty May Cry 3
 * Final Fartnasty VII
 * Snart Souls
 * Animal Snarting: New Fart
 * Snart Ga Gotoku (Japanese Exclusive)
 * Baten Kaitos (Aurora Smarfealis, guest appearance)
 * Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2 (Snart Belmot, Master of the Universe)

Naturally the Dark Lord is referenced and depicted in many famous and historical pieces of art. From memes to murals, his neck-less visage can be found in almost every and any art collection.